Hello humans. I'm Mr. Ketchum. The stupid dogs got their pictures up earlier, but here I am, finally, an afterthought. My humans suck. They lock the pantry so I can't pull out food at night. (Seems one trip to the emergency vet due to a pug slowly expanding on starter dough is enough.) And they don't let me outside. Or eat the plants. And most times, they don't let me sleep with them because I'm "too damn nocturnal." But I'm a cat. What the hell do you expect?
1 comment:
Mr. Ketchum, you are so handsome (but not as handsome as me). You totally should be allowed to sleep on the bed. And get stuff out of the pantry.
Catbert Puma
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